I'm not the only person in my house that thinks about food all the time. Rakka's suspect and fugitive involves the nosh quite frequently. She has a pretty different perspective than I do, though. And, of course, she tries not to waste stuff. So...
Yes, my eggs are green. And why? Well, 'american ferrera' had to go somewhere.
If it was amusing in the pan, it was frightening in the eggwhich it was destined for. But it was just food die, so it tasted fine. It's like that green ketchup they had for a while.
So, if you're the one reader who hasn't seen S&F, now you have no excuses.