burgermaster, or should I say BURGERMASTER

I have finally made it to Burgermaster. I've meant to go for ages and ages, but I hardly ever make it over to the U district. this past weekend was the big book sale at Magnuson park, so it was a great excuse to stop by.

I am the BURGERMASTER! BOW TO ME!

I'm really glad I did. The place is awesome. Product of my time that I am, I love a 70s fast food joint that's been frozen in time. Well, not exactly frozen; everything is hella worn. The wood grain has almost worn off of the tables. But at least they have a bizarre coffee bar thing out in the middle of everything.

I am the BURGERMASTER! WOULD YOU LIKE SOME COFFEE!?

I love the ambiance. I have to admit, as soon as I got inside it didn't really matter what the food tasted like. I was home.

I am the BURGERMASTER! THE FOIL WILL HELP YOU MUNCH!

The food was good though. And it was brought to the table. Woot! Table service makes it classy!

I am the BURGERMASTER! YOU ARE NUMBER 8!

Speaking of class, I'm a bit of a classist, but in the biological classification sense. I didn't actually get a burger; I went for the turkey (no bacon). I was happy with my choice. They went out of their way to make it just as greasy as a burger, if not more so, which I appreciate immensely. I'd feel like a chump getting something healthy at Burgermaster.

I am the BURGERMASTER! ENOUGH ALREADY!
Err. A Turkey Sandwich, fries, and shakes

Oh, and the shakes were excellent. I'm not a huge fan of Rakka's fake banana, but I liked my mocha a lot. Again, healthy choices are not allowed. You must go for the shake.

No greasy burger? don't worry, we'll fry the bread

Oh, and the best part? The whole shebang, sandwich, fries and 2 shakes, was about 12.50 delivered (to the table, remember). In conclusion, my heart and arteries are very happy Burgermaster is difficult for me to get to.

[where: 3040 NE 45th St, Seattle, WA 98105]